So this one is a change of pace. When I was perusing the cards my favorite eBay seller had I came across this Kelia Moniz relic from this year's Ginter. When I saw it I had a revelation. I collect cards that contain pieces of cloth "worn" by sweaty male athletes. I like these cards. So based on the fact that I like women a lot, WHY IN THE WORLD am I not collecting cards that contain pieces of cloth "worn" by beautiful female athletes?! It only makes sense to do so, yeah? So I bought the card. It was also quite inexpensive. I'm going to start pursuing more cards like this.
By the way, here's a real picture of Kelia Moniz.
Surfer chicks are cool.